The Gifted, The Talanted and Me

Fifteen-year-old Sam is not a famous vlogger, he's never gone viral, and he doesn't want to be the Next Big Thing. In fact he's ordinary and proud of it.

None of which was a problem until Dad got rich and Mum made the whole family move to London. Now Sam's off to the North London Academy for the Gifted and Talented, where everyone's busy planning Hollywood domination or starting alt-metal psychedelica crossover bands. Sam knows he'll never belong, even if he wanted to. And that's before he ends up on stage wearing nothing but a fur onesie.

A brilliantly funny look at fitting in, falling out and staying true to your own averageness.

"So, so funny and recognisable."
Jenny Colgan

"Dangerously funny... To the parent, every line rings true - this is a writer with real live teenagers and he is especially good on the ups and downs of sibling relations and young love. Sutcliffe is gifted and talented. I hope the prizes flood in. I'll be giving this to every teenager I know"
Alex O'Connell, The Times

"The Gifted, the Talented and Me made me cry with laughter. A comic novel like this is a gift to the nation"
Amanda Craig